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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

(vía zodiacmind)

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canadad:

play marco polo except use “wake me up” instead of marco and “WAKE ME UP INSIDE” instead of polo

(vía princess-hylian)

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matthewsagan:

matthewsagan:

getting a like instead of a reblog

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(Fuente: matthewsagan, vía mypinkheadphones)

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kazi-is-amazing:

when your singing along to the radio and someone tells you to stop

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(Fuente: the-crazzle-jams, vía fuzzykitty01)

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What do I do?

ourcomingoutstory:

So…I’ve come to realize I’m a bisexual…I’ve known for about two years now and I really love knowing this about myself. The problem is where I want to be myself and want to be able to say “hey that guy is attractive” I’m scared of what people think…the only person that knows is my girlfriend she is super supportive but I need to let everyone know I have to because I can’t be myself until they know. How do I tell my mom or my friends? I really am desperate for advice because the more I hide it the more horrible I feel.

{if you feel ready to come out, first figure out exactly what you want to say. Once you’ve got that, practice saying it. If you think there’s a risk of your parents being very angry, have a place to go just in case. Keep in mind that while you might lose people by coming out, you will also be able to see who in your life truly supports you. I hope this helps, I’m here if you need anything else!}
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nintendofunclub:

help doctor whenever i sneeze i turn into a plumber wearing green

dear god you have the fluigi.

(vía bastille)

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drdavidbrinner:

you are now the legal guardian of the last fictional character you called your baby. How screwed are you

(Fuente: megachikorita, vía inotclever)

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just-shower-thoughts:

maybe jedi aren’t supposed to love or have kids because there’s a 50/50 chance their kids become complete assholes

(vía guccier)

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I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

learningtoacceptchange:

thedinosaurprince:

badmooonrising:

akaneceles:

warning–known–fangirl:

envahissantecapucine:

waiting-unknown:

theload:

ravenstagsmooches:

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

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Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

The ultimate pun

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

(Fuente: crumpledpornoandaynrand, vía trust)

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asianfaceguy:

damnfunnylol:

As an australian, this is all I know about american geography

You went around Texas

(vía fuzzykitty01)

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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(vía ugly)

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(Fuente: bpd-lingyao, vía qhostqueenxx)

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MINI SELF HARM MASTERPOST

wampon:

help, support, understanding, and treatment

self harm alternatives

comfort box

hotlines

country-by-country list of hotlines

helpful chat rooms

resources

GREAT HELPFUL BLOG

trigger warning for these blogs

hobbies masterpost for when you need a distraction

really great self help blog

you are not alone and my inbox is always open

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